Pondo Sinatra is a college boy with a problem: women will have nothing to do with him. Its not that he was raised on a chicken farm and, literally, came to school on the back of a turnip truck. Its not that he is a virgin and jinxed, and every move he makes around a woman backfires. The problem is that god and heaven have set themselves against Pondo loosing his virginity. That is until Pondo discovers the secret formula to the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world and becomes.......